Can someone translate this to English? :) ty! 40 points!

This is the translation;

MANUEL WANTS A PET.

Manuel wants a pet. He goes to PetCo and saw a dinosaur. Manuel looks at the dinosaur and the dinosaur looks at Manuel. Manuel wants the dinosaur and walks towards the dinosaur. But the dinosaur is afraid of Manuel and bites the arm of Manuel. Manuel is afraid of the dinosaur and does not want it anymore.

Then Manuel sees a scorpion. He looks at the scorpion and the scorpion looks at him. Manuel wants the scorpion and walks towards the scorpion. But the scorpion is afraid of Manuel and bites the neck of Manuel. He bites the neck of Manuel because he is not a normal scorpion... ¡he is a "vampire-scorpion"! Manuel is afraid of the scorpion, he screams and runs away.

Manuel has no pet, but he wants a pet. Manuel sees a llama. Manuel looks at the llama and the llama looks at Manuel. Manuel wants the llama and walks towards the llama.

The llama is afraid of Manuel and spits on the face of Manuel. But Manuel is not afraid of the llama because Manuel is now a vampire. Manuel attacks the llama. Now, the llama is a vampire-llama and, he is Manuel's pet!