El cociente entre el anterior de 10 y el siguiente de 2

*fluent spanish speakers! * super easy request, can you me translate the following into spanish? don't use google translate, as it isn't accurate. it has been one week since i went to orlando. i visited my family and spent the week at disney world.

No, no fui la persona que comió la última galleta.

This is very confusing, can someone me? picture above!