Give me your best joke be creative and I'll give brainless

Is this inappropriate language,” i am something. but what i am,and what i’ll be,are two countries at war at present”? ? if so,how can i write it in formal

Based on the explanation of one of the elements, explain what some values of this culture might be.

Ireally, really need with this asap. i don't understand spanish prepositions and when they should be used. the questions are:fiesta con juan el fin de semana pasado. el parque está casa. es una lástima que haya tantos lago. el jefe quiere inmediatamente. the answers can be one of the following: en, con, de, a i will award !