Can someone help me know what language this is in and translate this for me please. Do not reply if you don’t know.
And take as long as you need to find the right answer I’m going to be waiting so take your time.

This language is D A N ISH

Explanation:

For some reason it wouldn't let me type the word D A N ISH so I had to space it out sorry for the inconvenience.

historically speaking, military dictators usually come into power

as the result of a military coup d'etat that was successful against  

whatever form of government existed before.  

sometimes the military dictator was put in place by winning a civil war.  

    occasionally military dictators conduct phony 'elections'  

in order to claim that they were elected by the people.

but there are never any serious candidates running against the dictator.

when a dictator becomes too old for governing his country,

he usually tries to arrange for one of his sons to take over power  

after he is dead and gone.  

when that is not possible, some secret decisions within the military

results in the next dictator taking power

—whether by means of an 'election' or another coup d'etat.  

    countries with little experience of other forms of government

often assume that a military strongman is their natural leader.  

military dictators want to stay in power for as long as possible.  

often the only way they leave office is feet first,

that is, they must die or be killed while still in power  

before the next form of government will take over.

explanation:

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear (name)
happy birthday to you.

from good friends and true,
from old friends and new,
may good luck go with you,
and happiness too.

alternative ending:
how old are you?
how old are you?
how old, how old
how old are you?